The tougher the job, the greater the reward.

If you're not a white male, consider sales seriously. Most employers, regardless of how sexist or racist they may be, will pay for any sales they can get. And they care little for the color or gender of the person who brings that business to the firm. Most will be glad to get the business even if it comes from a green, bisexual Martian.

Our job is not to set things right but to see them right.

Man's biggest mistake is to believe that he's working for someone else.

We may not be able to offer long-term employment, but we should try to offer long-term employability.

We've entered an era when very good, competent people aren't getting jobs. One remedy is to stand out, to self-promote. If you do, you're going to get the nod over some co-worker.

Make yourself indispensable, and you will move up. Act as though you are indispensable, and you will move out.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, "Excuse me."

It's a job -- someone's gotta do it. The reality is, Jennifer and I can do our job well because we truly are friends. But when the day's over, she goes home to her boyfriend and I go home to a magazine. [On what it's like kissing sex symbol Jennifer Aniston]

My job is never work -- the only time it seems like work is when I'd rather be doing something else.

If two men on a job agree all the time, then one is useless. If they disagree all the time, then both are useless.