Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with. [On the subject of Mr. Bean]

Whoever is admitted or sought for, in company, upon any other account than that of his merit and manners, is never respected there, but only made use of. We will have such-a-one, for he sings prettily; we will invite such-a-one to a ball, for he dances well; we will have such-a-one at supper, for he is always joking and laughing; we will ask another because he plays deep at all games, or because he can drink a great deal. These are all vilifying distinctions, mortifying preferences, and exclude all ideas of esteem and regard. Whoever is had (as it is called) in company for the sake of any one thing singly, is singly that thing, and will never be considered in any other light; consequently never respected, let his merits be what they will.

Visitors are insatiable devourers of time, and fit only for those who, if they did not visit, would do nothing.

A civil guest will no more talk all, than eat all the feast.

The first day, a guest; the second, a burden; the third, a pest.

Every guest hates the others, and the host hates them all.

Frank Harris has been received in all the great houses -- once!