Evil
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Love
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
Men
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
Procrastination
He who hesitates is last.
Temptation
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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