Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Birth

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

Honesty

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

People

I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me.

Wives

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.