It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

Beauty

Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.

Forgiveness

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Habit

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

Inheritance

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.

Losers and Losing

It's the good loser who finally loses out.

Peace

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

Silence

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

Success

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?